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intellectual420:

me: hey babe choke me harder

him: you like that? ;)

me: no i just want to die

(Source: pettyboy, via ameliastardust)

liamdryden:

fuckyeahbeasmith:

lifteatmaul:

PSA the ppl who do these vids are from Minnesota

This is too ridiculous not to reblog.

1) the music
2) how does the person in there even see?
3) also skating over its own tail
4) how is NO ONE on the ice fazed by this at all?
5) skating over its own tail
6) also is it hot in there?
7) there is a freaking T-Rex on the ice- how is no one staring?

8) going so fast the head tips right back so it looks like it’s permanently screaming

(Source: facebook.com, via ruinedchildhood)

failbag:

beholdtheb-hol:

please unmute this

I’ve never seen high school musical and now I never need to

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supersexyawesomeness:

(Source: yars, via ruinedchildhood)

vulcat:

vulcat:

I’M SOBBING I WAS TAKING A PHOTO OF A TOOTHBRUSH FOR SCHOOL AND IT LOOKS SO SAD

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shadows-and-starlight:

babylonian:

I don’t even know what my favorite part about this is. This is some modern art right here.

(Source: austinmeowdodge, via polyglotplatypus)

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colourofoctober:

I don’t care how hot it is, I’m not going to sleep without a blanket.

(via humorrelated)

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clitorisrex:

Please eat. I know its easy to skip meals and go hours without anything but please go and get something to eat. You deserve proper meals even if you haven’t exercised, even if they’re more calories than you can count, even if you had take out yesterday. Just eat.

(Source: rad-feminism, via untexting)

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laurosnes:

more celebrities should donate blood like could you imagine having the blood of meryl streep running through your veins

(Source: aileanakam, via cuntinued)

cuteness–overload:

Now he is safe to make thing go bump in the night. (source)  

(via ruinedchildhood)

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